Dear Rodger—
I have a question that may be too sexual for you to talk about, but it is very much on my mind and I really would like an honest answer from a man I trust.
My BF keeps complaining that I am too rough during sex. He doesn’t seem to mind what I do with his dick, but he gets all “testy” when I get too rough with his testicles.
My question: Are they really that fragile or is my BF just a wimp?
Girl Who Likes It Rough
Dear Girl Who Likes It Rough ~
Yes, the testicles are that fragile.
To support that statement, I’ll get all professorial on you & point out that “testes” is Latin for “to testify.” Indeed, back in Roman times, the testes were what our Bible is today. That is, men who were about to testify in court were required to place their right hand over their testicles.
I’ll also say that, if you & your BF eventually hope to have children, it’s in your best interest to go gentle when you start playing around in his crotch area. As long as the family jewels are protected, they’ll be able to produce the sperm you’ll need when it comes times to make babies. If they get damaged, however, we’re talking no babies . . . as well as one very pain-filled & angry BF.
Rodger
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5 comments:
As another man, I agree that, yes, our balls are fragile--very, very fragile!
i read your blog every day because i love your humor and your advice - i never thought i'd get a history lesson, too! thank you!
thanks for this response, Rodge. I'm one of those straight guys who sometimes has encountered a girl who doesn't understnd that a guy's family jewels really should be treated gently - i think the problem is that girls see porn stars who do all sorts of rought stuff with their balls so they think all of us guys are like that.
so testicles and testify are related words--who knew!
I love the image of a man getting ready to testify in court putting his hand over his balls. Of course that was a time when women could not testify in court I suppose.
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