Sunday, September 28, 2008

Facing the Inevitable

Rodger,

My lover and I have been together for more than two decades. Throughout our ups and downs, good sex and a great dog have often been the glue holding our relationship together. The dog is dying and this hen is finding it harder to perform. How can I keep my rooster from the other chicks?

Hen Ache


Dear Hen Ache ~

If you & your rooster have been together for 20 years, you have an impressive history of success that suggests you should just keep clucking along pretty much the same way you have been in the past.

As for the aging doggie, the pound & the various breed-specific rescue leagues have lots of pooches in need of good homes.

Finally, if you’re finding it harder & harder to perform sexually because of that inevitable aging process, I’m guessing that your rooster is finding it tougher & tougher to keep, ahem, “up” his end of the deal, too.

Rodger

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

this is good advice but i just wonder how many older women have lost their husbands by "just keep clucking along" when some 22 year old did more than cluck

Unknown said...

A woman has to be herself and not be so desperate that she contorts herself into whatever her husband wants just to keep him. If a husband is not mature enough to accept that his wife is going to age along with him, he is not worth keeping around anyway.

Unknown said...

I agree with your advice. The ages of the individuals are irrelevant. The issue is the fact that the professor is in the power position and so it is wrong for her to date a student who is beholden to her because she gives him a grade in the course. It is totally inappropriate to have any kind of romantic involvement while the course is going on.